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• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
  Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Bart: [sharpening knives] Dad, start diggin' some nerd holes!
  Lisa: [plaintively] It's bad enough that they put their retainers in the dishwashe...
• Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
  Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....