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Two Voices Are There: One Is Jed, One Is Al; Each Is A Drunken Voice.
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Two voices are there: one is Jed, one is Al; each is a drunken voice.
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This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
-- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
'Two drunken souls trying to save each other, but they can't save themselves.' -- Tom Clancy
There's more than one way to skin a cat, but there ain't no way to make the cat enjoy it.
-- Jed Clampe...
Two swords slashing at each other only sharpen one another.
I put one in each eye and two up each nostril. -- Agent Coope
The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism
call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it....
The American system of ours, call it Americanism, call it Capitalism
call it what you like, gives each and every one of us a great opportunity if we only seize it with both hands and make the most of it....
Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.
But then one day he was shootin' at some food, When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that i...
What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined.
.. to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories....