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• John Birch Society -- that pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy. -- Edward P. Morga
• John Birch Society: That pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy. -- Edward P. Morga
• There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of wooden toilet seats.
  It's called the Birch John Society....
• There is something that is much more scarce, something finer far, something rarer than ability.
  It is the ability to recognize ability. -- Elbert Hubbard...
• Washington is a much better place if you are asking questions rather than answering them.
  -- John Dea...
• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....
• Let me say it one more time. It is ill-rel-e-vant.
  -- Senator Dan Quayle testily responding to repeated questions about his parents' involvement in the John Birch Society....