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There Is A New Anti-communist Organization That Advocates The Use Of Wooden Toilet Seats.
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There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of
wooden toilet seats.
It's called the Birch John Society.
Related:
Tyranny is always better organized. The John Birch Society had a much finer organization than ever happened with the ACLU.
John Birch Society -- that pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy. -- Edward P. Morga
John Birch Society: That pathetic manifestation of organized apoplexy. -- Edward P. Morga
And, they taste like the toilet seats too!
But then again, I like cold toilet seats.
.. I see TOILET SEATS... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Ready to join the Anti-Mensa Society.
Let me say it one more time. It is ill-rel-e-vant.
-- Senator Dan Quayle testily responding to repeated questions about his parents' involvement in the John Birch Society....