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UGLINESS, N. A Gift Of The Gods To Certain Women, Entailing Virtue Without Humility.
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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue
without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
WINE, n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum.
Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
FORGETFULNESS, n. A gift of God bestowed upon doctors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
RESTITUTIONS, n. The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality to which women attain by long study and severe practice upon the admiring male, who is pleased to fancy it resembles the candid simplicity of his young.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
FIDELITY, n. A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PATIENCE, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Here's to women. Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...