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Uh...had A Slight Weapons Malfunction. But, Uh, Everything's Perfectly All Right Now.
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Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all
right now. We're fine. We're all fine here...now...thank you. How
are you?
-- Han Solo. - (Star Wars)
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You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home. -- Han Solo
Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
I put it to you all. I think we shall end up with a fine crew.
if we avoid temptation -- Picard, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
[gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....
Well, one thing's for sure: we're all going to be a lot thinner! -- Han Solo (Star Wars)
Get in there, you big hairy oaf! ...I don't care what you smell, get in! -- Han Solo (Star Wars)
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
-- Han Solo to Luke (Star Wars)...
Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....