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• Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• Alan: Hi, I'm Alan. I'm your copilot. Homer: Uh, yeah, uh, hmm.
  Er, uh, as a change of pace, I'm going to let you do most of the work....
• Tony, you're my agent. You _have_ to do something about this.
  ...How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character from a convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter?...
• Hank: Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?
  Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see....
• Skinner: Hmm. These campaign buttons are all partisan.
  Don't you have any neutral ones? "May the better man win?...
• Homer: Uh...I'm out. Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal, um.
  ..Sampler. [three six ten jack king] Home...
• Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
  The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...