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Uhura: "We Are Experiencing Technical Malfunction. All Backup Systems Inoperative.
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Uhura: "We are experiencing technical malfunction. All backup systems
inoperative."
Chekov: "Excellent...I, I, I mean...too bad."
-- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
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