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Under Alabama Law, The Wearer Of A False Moustache In Church Who Causes Unseemly Laughter Is Subject To Arrest.
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Under Alabama law, the wearer of a false moustache in church
who causes unseemly laughter is subject to arrest.
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No matter how often a lie is shown to be false, there will remain a percentage of people who believe it is true.
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George flouts a large cape and huge false moustache) Well, what do you think?
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It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
[real standing law in Alabama, United States of America]...
Beware of friends who are false and deceitful.