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• Keep your head up; act like a champion. -- Paul "Bear" Brya
• The treasury Department really could have stirred up controversy about what female should be featured on a U.
  S. monetary unit by announcing that a new three-dollar bill would bear the likeness of Anita Bryant....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?
  A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever....
• No one has ever died an atheist. -- Plato
• Play like you've got guts coming out of your ears. -- Paul "Bear" Brya
• An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. -- John Bucha
• An atheist is someone who has noone to talk to when they have an orgasm.
• Q: What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: Coincidence on 34th Street.
• Under Alabama law, the wearer of a false moustache in church who causes unseemly laughter is subject to arrest.