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• Need money? Sell your corpses to a tin factory.
• Perchance the army carries corpses in the wagon. Misfortune.
• When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults.
• We may not like doctors, but at least they doctor. Bankers are not ever popular but at least they bank.
  Policeman police and undertakers take under. But lawyers do not give us law....
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  -- Written on grave...
• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....