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Unfortunately I already have a servant.
The word is...that your servant is the worst servant in London.
Mmm..that's true. Baldrick, you're fired. Be out of the house in
ten minutes.
-- Kate and Edmund : Bells
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It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
Love is the greatest power you can have as the Lord's servant. -- Sister Kikuchi
It is I! Count Taxula, and my faithful servant Algore!
Is UNIX a castrated servant?
The servant of a King is a King. -- Proverb
...Strange smell!... Yes, that's the servant. He'll be gone. -- Mrs Pants and Edmund : Money
You are the servant of words uttererd, the master of those suppressed. -- Confucius Say
Alright. Go and get Bob's stuff in...and throw your filthy muck out onto the street.
God bless you, sweet master! -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...
Nasrudin called at a large house to collect for charity.
The servant said My master is out. Nasrudin replied, Tell your master that next time he goes out, he should not leave his face at the window....