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• What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
  Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
• What think you, my lord, of...'love'? ...You mean rumpy-pumpy? -- Kate and Edmund : Bell
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• Unfortunately I already have a servant. The word is.
  ..that your servant is the worst servant in London....
• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• Edmund is distastefully chewing his prescribed leeches) .
  ..Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath....
• It is customary on these occasions for the groom to marry the bridesmaid.
  ..I assume you wish to honour this...? ...I do. -- Melchett and Baldrick : Bell...
• For as we all know, God made Man in his own image. It'd be a sad lookout for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like _you_, Baldrick.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Bell...
• I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
  ...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes...I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children....