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• UNIX don't do it.
• Unix programmers do it with pipes.
• Bell Labs programmers do it with UNIX.
• Unix wizards do it with unchecked conversions.
• Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
  -- Henry Spencer, University of Toronto Unix hack...
• Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do. -- Don Gale
• In a surprise raid last night, federal agent's ransacked a house in search of a rebel computer hacker.
  However, they were unable to complete the arrest because the warrant was made out in the name of Don Provan, while the only person in the house was named don provan....
• This is a Unix system. I can do this easy. -- Lex, Jurassic Park