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• MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
  This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....
• FLY WINDOWS NT All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane.
  They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying....
• OS/2 SKYWAYS The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers milling about.
  Airline personnel walk around, apologising profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside the terminal on the field....
• DOS AIR All the passengers go out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, hop on, jump off when it hits the ground again.
  Then they grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop on, etcetera....
• MAC AIRWAYS The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, feel the same and act the same.
  When asked questions about the flight they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie....
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• The President of Eastern Airlines is marketing an Airplane Package Kit, the kind you ordinarily put together.
  Only in this instance, the plane comes assembled and you break it up and sell the parts....
• One day President Reagan, Chairman Andropov, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
  Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down....