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• SAND Small grains of rock, which turn up everywhere for weeks after you've been to the beach.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TRIANGLE Three-sided object which, even in isosceles form, begins to get very boring after only a short time.
  For maximum excitement, an object with many more sides should be considered....
• SMILEY FASHION REPORT IN BRIEF This Summer, short is IN!
  So, get rid of your daggy old :-) 's, and start stocking up on the new, dynamic...
• Look - up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  No, it's a SCUD missile... -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• The Government also criticised the Opposition policy on optometry, accusing it of being short-sighted.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...