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SMILEY FASHION REPORT IN BRIEF This Summer, Short Is IN!
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SMILEY FASHION REPORT IN BRIEF
This Summer, short is IN!
So, get rid of your daggy old :-) 's, and start stocking
up on the new, dynamic :)
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
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THE FINAL SOLUTION" by Prof Yoshe Cohen A new and dynamic look at calculus -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
UP Direction. To move up is to defy gravity for a short time, after which a plunging downward motion will follow.
(See Investment). -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
BONK Oh please, let's not get back to that. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
SHAMPOO Although shampoo is designed to clean hair, its name gives away its true make-up
artificial shit. For centuries the aristocracy continually got very annoyed, and beheaded the shit-sodden peasants for having less dandruff than they did....
GARDENING TIP Install a bird feeding post. This will- - support the local bird population - get rid of those pesky slugs naturally
but most of all - save on cat food -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
WINTER That time of year that everyone hates despite initially welcoming it after a long summer.
Except for people who live so close to the equator that they don't notice the difference....
OTRCNNXF - Off The Record CNN Exclusive False-report - given to CNN by us so that Saddam will believe it to be the gospel truth.
Neat, eh? -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA