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• If you have not changed your vacuum cleaner bag in the past five years, you can forget it, since it is a little late now.
• RHETORICAL Well if you didn't want an answer, why did you bother asking a question?
  It's that kind of behaviour that leads to extreme irritation and eventual violence involving a jack-hammer, three bananas in various orifices and strangulation with a vacuum cleaner hose....
• It's too formal to ask for the vacuum cleaner. You say "I'm choking the alligator.
• Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet.
  If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you....
• A cat and his owner see a relationship counselor: He doesn't want you to run the vacuum cleaner or go out on dates.
  -- Nicole Hollande...
• What is the output of a vacuum pump?
• Sometimes when you fill a vacuum it still sucks!
• Q: "Can you use a vacuum cleaner on your dog?" A: "Yes, but it is generally better to take it for a walk.
• Quote #193 Was it Ritchie or Thompson who said about X
  "Sometimes, when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks"?...