VALENTINE'S DAY The 14th Of February. Every Year On This Day, Any Men Who Have Forgotten The Significance Of The Day Report To Casualty Wards With Their Testicles In A Small Bag In Their Pocket.

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VALENTINE'S DAY
The 14th of February. Every year on this day, any men who have
forgotten the significance of the day report to casualty wards with
their testicles in a small bag in their pocket.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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