BREAKFAST
The first of three major meals of the day, breakfast for the
average person will normally consist of a small to average amount
of food, such as a medium serving of artichoke, followed by three
slices of cow pie and orange juice, two boxes of Corn Flakes,
ninety-seven unpeeled bananas, fifteen rashers of bacon, nineteen
eggs, toast, and a sesame-seed bun. There are of course some people
in the world who are unable to enjoy breakfast. But that serves
them right for drinking so heavily the night before.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
BRONZE
The third highest medal obtainable at sporting events. Generally
won by those athletes who go on to advertise underarm products,
dog shampoos and toilet cleaners, rather than the more highly rated
breakfast cereals (silver) and sneakers (gold)....
