VANDAL
Vandals Are People Who Have Their Brain Surgically Removed And Then
Go Around Destroying, Damaging And Generally Depreciating Anything
They Feel Like, Just Because They Want To.
VANDAL
Vandals are people who have their brain surgically removed and then
go around destroying, damaging and generally depreciating anything
they feel like, just because they want to. Psychiatrists have
described this behaviour as regression, and a primal act of
defiance against society. Society reply that this is a load of
bullshit, and that they, with their psychiatrists, should be lined
up against a graffiti covered wall and shot.
I worry about some of the people writing graffiti, actually.
Quite apart from the odd desire to have their meaningless
illiterate scribbles displayed for all the world to see, I can tell
that the number of cool nicknames left available for use is
obviously a problem. Opposite my local station, two people have
sprayed their names: "Q-Kumba" and "Salads". Now, I hesitate to
jump to conclusions, but I think that any society where today's
rebels have to resort to fruit and vegetables to get their
nicknames is a society that needs to eat more meat.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
