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• Skull and crossbones on a background of black...
• On the ground lies a small glass vial filled with an oily liquid.
• Above you is a grating locked with a skull-and-crossbones lock.
• Just before you pass out, you notice that the vapors from the flask's contents are fatal.
• Life is a holiday in the same way that glass is a liquid
• To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.
• Limbo Slam": Large shot glass filled with 2 parts 7-UP and 1 part clear rum.
  Drink it like a Tequila popper - cover the glass with your hand, slam it on a towel-covered table top and drink it before the fizz dies out....
• How many trainspotters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup....
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
  Most importantly, a towel has immense psychological value....