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Very deep. You should send that into Reader's Digest, they've got a page
for people like you.
-- Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
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Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to.
-- Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency...
Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer.
I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible....
here is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary.
In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade' appears to be missing....
Come, let us go. Let us leave this festering hellhole.
Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable....
If on the other hand he went to pay his respects to The Door and it wasn't there .
. . what then? The answer, of course, was very simple....
I reject that philosophy. The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
-- Douglas Adams through Dirk Gently...
With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley, in "Reader's Digest", 1956...