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• Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer.
  I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible....
• Very deep. You should send that into Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you.
  -- Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency...
• here is no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary.
  In fact, everything between 'herring' and 'marmalade' appears to be missing....
• If on the other hand he went to pay his respects to The Door and it wasn't there .
  . . what then? The answer, of course, was very simple....
• Come, let us go. Let us leave this festering hellhole.
  Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable....
• I reject that philosophy. The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
  -- Douglas Adams through Dirk Gently...
• Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
  We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up....
• Well, here's something to occupy you and keep your mind off things.
  -It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind....
• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....