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Vice President Dan Quayle Is Going To Go To Camp David As Soon As His Mother Gets The Name Tapes Sewed Into His Clothing.
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Vice President Dan Quayle is going to go to Camp David as soon as his
mother gets the name tapes sewed into his clothing. Says he looks forward
to camp experience.
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I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.
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I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was.
He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years....