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• Absolutely. I certainly hope I am. -- Vice President Dan Quayle on whether he is still on the -- Republican ticket.
  (Newsweek, August 10, 1992.)...
• I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
• I happen to be a Republican president- ah, the vice president.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle (Newsweek 4/9/90)...
• Vice President Dan Quayle says he loves to travel to Africa and wants to see the Amazon River when he is there.
  He is planning to do these things the next time he is invited to Toronto....
• There was never anything where I've got to work really hard to get there.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was.
  He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years....
• We are doing the right thing and we do not see the bad things.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle pretending he is one of the wise monkeys....
• Dan Quayle may not have been wanted by his parents, who kept asking him, after he was born, why he was not more like Gertrude.
  Gertrude died at birth....
• Vice President Dan Quayle is going to go to Camp David as soon as his mother gets the name tapes sewed into his clothing.
  Says he looks forward to camp experience....