Violent, Televised Hockey Is The Chief Cause Of Prison Riots In This Country.

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Violent, televised hockey is the chief cause of prison riots in this
country. Think about it: You're a convict sitting in your cell at the
federal penitentiary watching a hockey player on TV get a two-minute
penalty. You're serving seventeen years for the same offense.
-- Jeff Cesario

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