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Waiter--there's a feature in my soup!
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WAITER! there's soup in my fly!
Waiter, there's no fly in my soup! -- Kermit the frog
Guest: There is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Surely not, we save those for the hamburgers!
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup. Not for long sir, note the spider on the rim of the bowl.
Pardon me, waiter. I like my water diluted.
Diner: Waiter! There's a footprint in my breakfast.
Waiter: Well, I don't see what the problem is. You ordered an omelet and told me to step on it!...
Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my dessert! I know, it's the rotten fruit that attracts them.
You should freshen up before you come in here....
Go! And never darken my towels again!" --Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup".