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• WAITER! there's soup in my fly!
• Waiter, there's no fly in my soup! -- Kermit the frog
• Waiter, there is a fly in my soup. Not for long sir, note the spider on the rim of the bowl.
• Waiter--there's a feature in my soup!
• Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my dessert! I know, it's the rotten fruit that attracts them.
  You should freshen up before you come in here....
• I don't want to panic, but my alphabet soup says, "Forget about me .
  .. just try to save yourself." -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• We hardly find any persons of good sense save those who agree with with us. (Maxim 347)
• Help! Save my walrus!
• Pardon me, waiter. I like my water diluted.