Wanted: Small Man For Job As A Mud Flap. Must Be Flexible And Willing To Travel.

Wanted: Small Man For Job As A Mud Flap. Must Be Flexible And Willing To Travel.

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Wanted: Small man for job as a mud flap.
Must be flexible and willing to travel.
-- Job vacancy advertisment

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