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You May Be Redneck... If You've Been Arrested For An Obscene Mud-flap.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you've been arrested for an obscene mud-flap.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
You may be redneck... if you're arrested for peeing in an ice machine.
You may be redneck... if your mom earns beer money mud-wrestling.
You may be redneck... if you've been a snipe hunter more than once.
You may be redneck... if you've ever been banished from a bowling alley.
You may be redneck... if you've been accused of lying through your tooth.
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.