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People in groups tend to agree on courses of action which as individuals, they know are stupid.
If you want to know about paranoids, follow them around.
Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants.
If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store, and seek out the dishwasher repair man....
I know enough about the World, to know that I don't want to know anything more. -- Sly
The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they DON'T want.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #47...
I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...