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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Well, it's a little rough... it might not be necessary to drag him 40 blocks.
  Maybe just four. You could put him in the trunk for the first 36 blocks, then haul him out and drag him the last fou...
• live /li:v/ adj.,adv. [common] Opposite of `test'.
  Refers to actual real-world data or a program working with it....
• We would like to appeal to all parents who own ferocious dogs - please think before leaving the dog near the baby.
  Wouldn't it be better to leave the baby outside the house?...
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• MANIAC There are many people in our everyday society who
  had they been born a few hundred years ago in an area with a feudal system of administration, would have fulfilled their inner wishes to be Genghis Kahn....
• OCEAN A large body of water between countries, which is probably the biggest peace-keeper in the world, preventing more countries from being permanently at each others' throats.
  Readers are advised when crossing oceans to always look both ways, and never walk on the water unless you are Christ....
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....