OCEAN A Large Body Of Water Between Countries, Which Is Probably The Biggest Peace-keeper In The World, Preventing More Countries From Being Permanently At Each Others' Throats.

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OCEAN
A large body of water between countries, which is probably the
biggest peace-keeper in the world, preventing more countries from
being permanently at each others' throats.
Readers are advised when crossing oceans to always look both
ways, and never walk on the water unless you are Christ. (Yeah
look, I don't want to gloat or anything, but I did recently get a
subscription request from a jc@heaven.rel)
Once again, I apologise to any Christians reading this. (Of
course, if I really cared, I wouldn't have written the last
paragraph, would I.)
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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