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Warning: Do Not Drink The Battery Acid. It Doesn't Taste Good And Will Hurt You.
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Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will
hurt you. Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is
moving. Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.
-- Motorbike manual
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Your name has been submitted to us with your photo....
Lawyers do it to you.
What do you want? Good Graphics or Good Taste.
Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words?
-- Marcel Marceau (1923-) French actor, pantomimi...
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt somebody else.
He even told you he'd be hurt if..." "He was going to suck my blood!...
Lawyers do it in their briefs.
LAWYERS do it on a table
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.