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[Warning on knife]: Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children.
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Caution: Keep out of reach of children.
Keep out of reach of children.
One sharp nasty knife is thrown at you!
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly. -- Batman Costume warning label
CAUTION! Tagline may contain small parts. Not for children under 3.
As the knife approaches its victim, your mind is submerged by an overmastering will.
Slowly, your hand turns, until the rusty blade is an inch from your neck....
I can look sharp as well as another, and let me alone to keep the cobwebs out of my eyes.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. xxxiii...
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
-- Dorothy Parke...
Decision is a sharp knife that cuts clean and straigh
indecision is a dull one that hacks and tears and leaves ragged edges behind it. -- Gordon Graham...