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[Warning on knife]: Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children.
Farfignewton = the cookies are out of reach.
CAUTION! Tagline may contain small parts. Not for children under 3.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
-- Dorothy Parke...
Modems..Reach out and byte someone.
Reach out & touch someone....OUCH!!!!!
Abstain from beans; that is, keep out of public offices, for anciently the choice of the officers of state was made by beans.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of the Training of Childre...
Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.