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• Warning: Programmer X-ing.
• Warning: COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
• I'm not a programmer, but I play one at Microsoft. -- From a Slashdot.org po
• I'm not a programmer, but I play one at work. -- Gregg Parmentie
• Unobfuscated Perl (#2) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
  With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say...
• Programmer on Computer.
• Unobfuscated Perl (#1) A rogue group of Perl hackers has presented a plan to add a "use really_goddamn_strict" pragma that would enforce readability and UNobfuscation.
  With this pragma in force, the Perl compiler might say...
• O Life! how pleasant is thy morning, Young Fancy's rays the hills adorning!
  Cold-pausing Caution's lesson scorning, We frisk away, Like schoolboys at th' expected warning, To joy and play....
• A master programmer passed a novice programmer one day.
  The master noted the novice's preoccupation with a hand-held computer game....