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Warning: Thinking to excess may cause failure to vote Republican.
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Excess of wealth is cause of covetousness.
-- Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- The Jew of Malta, Act i...
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You may be redneck... if you skipped school in the 6th grade to vote.