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You May Be Redneck... If You Skipped School In The 6th Grade To Vote.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you skipped school in the 6th grade to vote.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if both your dad and you are in the same grade.
You may be redneck... if you refer to the 5th grade as "my senior year.
You may be redneck... if your school's fight song was "Dueling Banjos.
Be careful what you vote for. You may get it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
Marge: [sighs dreamily] Lisa: Mom? Marge: What? What?
Lisa: Why am I still rotting away in the second grade instead of being skipped ahead?...