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Department meeting in 3 minutes.
Please deposit .25 for the first 3 minutes.
Staff meeting in the conference room in 3 minutes.
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If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
-- John Corcora...
How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries....
Yes, there's such a thing as luck in trial law but it only comes at 3 o'clock in the morning.
. . . You'll still find me in the library looking for luck at 3 o'clock in the morning....
* * * <- Tribbles 3 3 3 <- after being stuck in elevato