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• How many teenage girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it....
• How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  15 - One to put the bulb in, 10 to kiss him afterwards, and the other side's back four to all stand around and put their hands up....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Who cares as long as one of 'em sucks my cock....
• How many technical writers -- does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
  Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it....
• How many Norwegians does is take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it......
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many first-time computer users -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on....
• How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Does it have to be a light bulb?...