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• As you approach 4.0, study time approaches infinity.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Usually shooting a professor in the head ticks them off, but sometimes they'll say 'Thank you.
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Look at this [dollar bill], for those of you who haven't seen [one] before.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If I could go through the dorms and shoot people, exam pressures would be put into perspective.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Is another way to put this 'All men are crazy?
  ' -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• No beer? I think that comes under 'sick and in pain.
  '" -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• There are two universes: for males, and for females.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• She's human...well, she's a lawyer, but reasonably human.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...