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  This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....
• Laundry: a place where clothes are mangled.
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
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  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers....
• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....
• Writing a book is like washing an elephant: there's no good place to begin or end, and it's hard to keep track of what you've already covered.