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• Flood's bad when your basement develops barnacles.
• Noah! Come quick! There's water in the basement!
• Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.
  The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time....
• The following appeared in a recommendation from the planning department of the city of Transopolis.
  "Ten years ago, as part of a comprehensive urban renewal program, the city of Transopolis adapted for industrial use a large area of severely substandard housing near the freeway....
• Earth destroyed by solar flare. Film at eleven. -- The last nightly news.
• Information flows efficiently through organizations, except that bad news encounters high impedance in flowing upwards.
  -- Paul Gray...
• How could the drops of water know themselves to be a river?
  Yet the river flows on. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery...
• Duplex: Having two apartments.
• I've got to hand it to the Venetians, though. I can't tell you how impressed I was with that city.
  Nowhere else in the world can you find a flood area bringing in so much tourist gold....