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• Flood's bad when your antenna serves as a channel marker.
• Flood's bad when you catch a 12 pound bass in your upstairs bedroom.
• Flood's bad when the kids get to class in a yellow school boat.
• Flood's bad when you dial 911 and the U.S. Coast Guard answers.
• Water generally flows downhill in this area. -- Bob Bennett -- WDIV News 4, Detroit, -- reporting on a flood that destroyed some suburban basement apartments.
• Lock feminizts in your basement and have a whine cellar.
• PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP: What develops when two people get tired of making love to each other.
• You can't be a legend in your parent's basement. -- Joe Walsh
• Man: {Hey, sir! Try our wax lips: the candy of 1000 uses.
  } Homer: {[skeptical] Like what?} Man: {One, a humorous substitute for your own lips....