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• Water, water everywhere...not a drop to drip.
• A pilgrim returning from Lourdes tried to sneak an extra bottle of gin through customs, but was stopped by an official.
  "What's in that bottle?" he asked. "It's holy water from Lourdes....
• No pain here, no dull empty hours, no fear of the past, no fear of the future.
  Drinking this champagne water is pure pleasure, so is breathing the living air. -- John Mui...
• Aquait: The time allowed at the water fountain for the water to cool.
• astropneumatic oscillations in the water-cooling
• Air is water with holes in it.
• An example of hard water is ice.
• Baptists do it under water.
• It's a cold fish! It's DEAD IN THE WATER!