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• When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime.
• Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees.
  There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south....
• Both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat.
• product: a water bird who is on your side.
• Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
• Slippery when wet.
• Ross Perot has both oars in the water on the same side of the boat!
• Call things by their right names.... Glass of brandy and water!
  That is the current but not the appropriate name: ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation....
• And he that stands upon a slippery place Makes nice of no vile hold to stay him up.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act iii, Sc. 4...