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• What good is having someone who can walk on water if you don't follow in his footsteps?
• OCEAN A large body of water between countries, which is probably the biggest peace-keeper in the world, preventing more countries from being permanently at each others' throats.
  Readers are advised when crossing oceans to always look both ways, and never walk on the water unless you are Christ....
• Water: liquid that freezes slippery side up.
• I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.