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• If you're not a hemmoroid get off my ass!
• They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
  -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
• Some might say that I'm a pretty shallow guy, but shallow guy with a great ass.
  Cat, justifying himself. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Abe: That's my son up there! Man: What, the balding fat-ass?
  Abe: Uh, no, the...Hindu guy. -- Abe thinks under pressure, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Hey! Some fat guy stole my milk and cookies!
• Marriage is not a man's idea. A woman must've thought of it.
  Years ago some guy said, "Let me get this straight, honey....
• Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol.
• Flanders! My socks feel dirty! Gimme some water to wash 'em!
  -- Homer Simpson Boy-Scoutz n the Hood...
• Patience my ass, I'm going to kill something.